Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Random thoughts (not by Stuart Smalley)

- What is a Justin Bieber and why does a 10-year-old-looking 15-year-old rule the Internet searches? Anybody wanna bet on what he'll be like in 20 years - see Leif Garrett?

- Why are 'iotas' expressed only in groups of one?

- Does it concern anyone else that Minnesota elected a senator whose alter-ego is Stuart Smalley?

- If someone asks if they can 'ask you a question?', does that count as the question that they requested to ask?

- And what does it mean to "Ax a question"?

- How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

- Can the creative sector of the universe really not do any better with movie-making than to do remakes and sequels? How many "Saw" movies do we need? Thank God that "Nightmare on Elm Street - 2010" is coming out soon - I had just about forgotten about the first five.

- That goes for TV, too. What is the appeal of "Dancing With the Stars" and "American Idol"? I'll take "Lost", "Rescue Me", "Arrested Development"and "Modern Family" for my viewing pleasure. At least there is some creative writing and thoughts, as opposed to who can extend their "15 minutes" the longest.

- I forgot how enjoyable it is to ride a bike. My butt and legs remind me that's it's been over 20 years since I rode a bike, but I have a new warm-weather resolution.

- I've heard White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen lately. I haven't always understood him, but I've heard him. I would like to set the over/under on his departure from his current job as the All-Star Game. Wager amongst yourselves.

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